You ask him...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a
human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
They Will in a Minuite...
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they
were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
God is watching the apples...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Children's Letters to God
Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does 'begat' mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison
Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma
Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now? -Jane
Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries? -Nan
Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil
Dear God,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. -Darla
Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce
Dear God,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest. -Tom L.
Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. -Bruce
Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. -Dean
Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. -Ruth M.
Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan
Dear God,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. -Mickey D.
Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! -Eugene
